I'm Running Out of Title Ideas, Guys.

Once again, I leave for the beach tomorrow, bright and early. I have nothing against going to the beach, but I kind of feel like I'm dead when I'm there. My mind shuts down and I start to slowly rot away. Is that what vacations are supposed to feel like?
In the meantime, I bought Bean Boozled jellybeans and the full expansion of Cards Against Humanity to play while I'm there. Nothing like the thrill of watching an extremely religious group of people cry over a racy innuendo and dry heave over candy.

Christ, I forgot to write something the other day. My room is haunted, fun fact, so I've been camped out on the couch for a while now. I'm kind of mentally exhausted and I don't feel like going into the details at the moment, but the experience was, in fact, terrifying, and I would prefer never to sleep in my room ever again. Metaphorically. I kind of have to, because I have no other place to sleep besides the couch, and I can't say I sleep very well on it. I'll figure that out at some point.

Also! If someone else is being passive aggressive and stupid, am I allowed to be passive aggressive and stupid back? Someone please get back to me on this, I don't know how these things work.

Also, I think my carpal tunnel is coming back. I tried not to use my brace for a while because it seemed to be getting better, but the tingly weakness sensation is back. I might be dying.

God, Jillian Holtzmann. Thank god she exists. I'm making it a point to include Jillian Holtzmann somewhere in each entry from now until I either:
a) die
b) forget I'm doing that
c) meet Kate McKinnon

Preferably C, but B will most likely take place before C or A.
I really wanna meet Kate McKinnon, guys. I love her. But not in a weird, creepy way. Kind of in a weird, creepy way. But not like that? I should stop myself.

I've also been living my life vicariously through my more popular friends, and I realized I missed out on everything growing up. Drama, parties, actually having friends, you know, stuff like that. It's great.

Annnd that's all you get for today. Cheers!

Yeah No I'm Blonde Now.

My hair is blonde now.
AND I FREAKING LOVE IT.

I briefly had blonde hair during October of last year, but I didn't keep it for more than a month. It didn't really look right back then.
That and I wasn't able to bleach out the tips, so it looked a little bit like I had creme brulee for hair. Fancy dessert gradient. I'll cry if that ever becomes popular.
My hair is a little worse for wear from all of the bleach, but it's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. It also didn't get quite as light as I wanted it, but I don't really care. I really, seriously like it.

I am also still very much obsessed with Kate McKinnon.
*coughcoughshecandomeonmytwinbedcoughcoughhackhack*

The kitten's current name is Twigs. She's been through about 12 names since the last time I've written any entry. She's eating a paper bag as I write this.

I also may or may not have been buying a bunch of super unnecessary things lately. Like Holtzmann glasses. And ugly pants. Stuff like that.

I've also found my new favorite thing, which is literally just videos of people making tiny food. It's great.

In addition to be obsessed with Kate McKinnon, I am also obsessed with her character Jillian Holtzmann. I've got a lot of reasons why I love her, but one big reason is that she makes me want to pursue my childhood dreams of becoming some sort of engineer or really anything in the STEM industry. Her character's personality is also very similar to my own, and it's made me realize I should be able to be myself without questioning it or worrying about what others think. So thanks, Holtzy. You've done more for me than any character or actual human being has ever done for me ever.

That's all I've got for today, Cheers!

BADABADA BUMBUM BADABADA

I haven't written anything in several weeks, and I apologize for that.

But I'm not actually sorry because I don't care?
ANYWAY!
Before I talk about anything else, I'd like to say that everyone reading this blog needs to go watch the new Ghostbusters, it's absolutely amazing, I've already seen it 3 times, I'm in love with all the characters, and overall, I think Harold Ramis would be super proud of it.

I just finished off several weeks of horse camp, whether I was a camp counselor or actually a camper, Mister did really well, well enough to get us an offer from an eventing trainer to start riding with them.
Like, holy christ. Yes please.

He was kind of terrible during the end of the week, but so was I and all is forgiven.

I am also bleaching my hair on Tuesday, due to the fact that I've inherited premature greying from my father's side, and it HAS ALREADY FREAKING STARTED. So I'm hoping blonde hair will help hide the grey hairs.

I'm in love with one of the Ghostbusters from the new movie. Kate McKinnon's character, Jillian Holtzmann, gives me life. I can't tell if I want to be her or date her. But I love her.

Okay I have to go finish like, a fifty page summer work assignment that's due in 2 days!

CHEERS

I'm back, kids

I haven't posted an entry in forever!
Yay!

Why? Because I'm a busy person and I am also very forgetful!
Also I was at the beach all of last week!

And, the highlights of that were (drum roll, please):

- I was the designated driver for the week!
- I drove a huge Suburban!
- I almost got my uncle Matt to get a tattoo across his shoulders that said "Girls just wanna have fun" in a rainbow gradient.
- I went jogging!
- I got catcalled twice whilst jogging!
- I read half of a sentence of my summer work and gave up!
- I watched a sweet, religious lady win a very risque game of Cards Against Humanity
- I watched a car race
- I saw two people who looked exactly like Ed Hurley and Shelly Johnson from Twin Peaks
- I kinda think I might have OCD!
- Not like, "Yeah, I have to organize this, it's bugging my OCD", more like a "I must do this thing I am doing forever and ever and I must not stop ever!"
- This activity being my running my hands through my hair over and over and over again until there was not a single broken hair on my hand.
- I did this for almost two hours straight.
- Nonstop
- At least twice a day
- For two days.
- And probably for even longer because I didn't notice I was doing it half of the time.
- I watched The Last Unicorn and it might be one of my favorite movies now
- And I so didn't draw fanart for it.
- Nope
- The kittens name is currently Momo
- I bought cool underwear at Target!
- I watched an unhealthy amount of Game Grumps
- I also probably have ADHD as well!
- Because I CAN'T STAY FOCUSED EVER
- I bought the new Avett Brothers album and I am in love with it

Well that's probably it.

Not a whole lot happened.
I'm totally gonna post some doodles later and have a story up in a few days.
I should get on that.

Cheers?