I'm Running Out of Title Ideas, Guys.

Once again, I leave for the beach tomorrow, bright and early. I have nothing against going to the beach, but I kind of feel like I'm dead when I'm there. My mind shuts down and I start to slowly rot away. Is that what vacations are supposed to feel like?
In the meantime, I bought Bean Boozled jellybeans and the full expansion of Cards Against Humanity to play while I'm there. Nothing like the thrill of watching an extremely religious group of people cry over a racy innuendo and dry heave over candy.

Christ, I forgot to write something the other day. My room is haunted, fun fact, so I've been camped out on the couch for a while now. I'm kind of mentally exhausted and I don't feel like going into the details at the moment, but the experience was, in fact, terrifying, and I would prefer never to sleep in my room ever again. Metaphorically. I kind of have to, because I have no other place to sleep besides the couch, and I can't say I sleep very well on it. I'll figure that out at some point.

Also! If someone else is being passive aggressive and stupid, am I allowed to be passive aggressive and stupid back? Someone please get back to me on this, I don't know how these things work.

Also, I think my carpal tunnel is coming back. I tried not to use my brace for a while because it seemed to be getting better, but the tingly weakness sensation is back. I might be dying.

God, Jillian Holtzmann. Thank god she exists. I'm making it a point to include Jillian Holtzmann somewhere in each entry from now until I either:
a) die
b) forget I'm doing that
c) meet Kate McKinnon

Preferably C, but B will most likely take place before C or A.
I really wanna meet Kate McKinnon, guys. I love her. But not in a weird, creepy way. Kind of in a weird, creepy way. But not like that? I should stop myself.

I've also been living my life vicariously through my more popular friends, and I realized I missed out on everything growing up. Drama, parties, actually having friends, you know, stuff like that. It's great.

Annnd that's all you get for today. Cheers!