Uh Oh I'm Salty

I'm going to rant here for a moment. You cannot stop me. Then I will get to my regularly scheduled crap.

I know what OCD is. I've been friends with people with clinically diagnosed OCD for years. In 9th grade I read the entirety of the DSM-V just to familiarize myself with mental disorders because I think it's interesting.

"Oh, I have to fix that, my OCD is driving me crazy!"
That is not OCD. You're making yourself sound stupid. OCD is doing things like washing your hands until they bleed because you're scared they're not clean. It's doing things like walking in and out of the same door over and over again because you legitimately cannot stop.
It is not noticing something that's slightly different from something else and wanting to change it. That's an entirely different thing called OCPD, which is concentrated to orderliness and attention to detail. Stop calling it OCD, because it starts to desensitize people to what it really is and makes it harder for people who really have to be understood.
Stop. Saying. You. Have. A. Disorder. You. Do. Not. Actually. Have. It just makes the people who have the disorders lives a lot harder, and you sound stupid.

End of rant.


Anyway! I tried to exercise last night because I feel useless and lazy, and I decided planking would be fun.
Do not plank with mess up ribs. It will hurt and you will want to rip your ribs out. I was going to ride today but now I can barely laugh.

Also, I've found my favorite thing. It's getting terrible Chinese food and having Bill Murray movie marathons. I watched Meatballs and Ghostbusters on repeat last night while eating Chinese food and I'm gonna declare it my "unwinding activity" if that makes any sense. Like, it chills me out. It's like a massage but with sketchy food and movies.

Actually, in Twin Peaks, FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper once said to Sheriff Harry Truman:

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black, coffee."

Also that's gonna bug me that that's not in the same font.
See? I'm bothered, but that doesn't mean I have OCD.

But yeah, I think movie marathons and Chinese food is my present to myself.
Coffee does the trick, too, though. I really like coffee.

Also, it's worth mentioning that I've officially worn out my Ghostbusters DVD. It skips from when Ray drives the hearse to the station all the way to when Winston is being interviewed for the job.

That's a big skip.

I watch it on repeat anyway, because Ghostbusters makes me happy. Not a whole lot makes me happy anymore.

I use the word "also" a lot in my blogs. Oh well.

Also, thank you WalMart for having Ghostbuster hoodies, but also screw you WalMart for making your layout impossible to find them.
No, no I did not get one. They also don't have the DVD in either, nor do they have Stripes. Get it together, WalMart.

Yeah that'll do.