A Weekend Update with Ava and Also Still Ava

I just came back from a horse show a few hours ago that I've been at since Friday. I want to die.

I say this because I am actually super freaking exhausted. I wanna sleep for three days.

The show itself was okay. Saturday went better than today, although today felt more satisfying? Yet still kind of awful?

TL;DR: Saturday I had two successful rides, but I knew what I could have improved on and it's bugging me.

Sunday I highkey thought I had more time before my first class and actually MISSED MY EQUITATION CLASS trying to get dressed, and my jumping class was actually going perfectly until I MISSED THE LAST JUMP ENTIRELY. But up until then, my jumping round just felt like it was going really well.

But overall, I am tired and I wanna go see Mister. He's getting his hocks fused soon so I won't be able to ride for 4 months, so I guess I'm gonna just have to chill out until then.

While fusing his hocks will hopefully fix some problems, not being able to ride for 4 months means I won't be able to go to this Christmas show in December that I go to every year piously because it was my last show with Dicey before he died. Maybe he'll be clear to do walk-trot classes. I dunno. Maybe I can just take him and do halter classes just for fun. But I gotta do that show.

Also, no, I'm still not happy with the election and I probably will never be, but I'm not gonna fight it with hatred. Ignorance cannot stop ignorance. So if y'all are gonna be mean and salty, go for it. I'm not gonna try to stop you anymore. 

Actually, if anyone tries to criticize me for not liking Trump or supporting Hillary, I'm gonna kindly disagree with their gross opinions and then compliment them. Yeah. That's right. I'm gonna compliment them. 

And then I'm gonna DAB ON EM THOMPSON BU-URN.

That wasn't a burn, but I have Kate's impression of Ruth Bader Ginsburg stuck in my head. Not that I have any objections to that.

Also, I knew Kate could sing, but Jesus Christ did I wanna cry when she sang on SNL last night.

I saw you crying, Katie. I don't like hugs, but I will hug you for hours and hours and hours if need be. I got you, boo.

Okay I'm gonna go shop online for things I can't afford.