The Two-Year Grocery List

I don't exactly know what I'm doing right now, but uh, I've been thinking about college a lot.
I know what college I want to go to, I've just kind of been thinking about my future college experience in general.

I'm just sort of figuring out the things I need-slash-want during college.

Like, you know. A futon.

So, I'm just gonna make a list of things I totally want for college.

1. A Snuggie. It gets cold in Chicago. When I'm not in class or over at Second City, I'm gonna put a freaking Snuggie on and my roommate isn't gonna say anything about it.
2. A futon. It's like, the most convenient piece of furniture ever. Half couch, half bed. It's perfect.
3. A mini fridge. I need no reason.
4. Morton. I'm totally gonna bring his salty little butt with me to Chicago. He's growing on me.
5. Lots of blankets. All the blankets. Every single one. It gets so cold up there.
6. A 3ft Dog of Gozer statue. Yeah. You can buy that.
7.  Closing trashcan. I'm not having any of that roach foolishness.
8. Power strips. I need no reason.
9. A million zillion legal pads. You can't always trust Office Word.
10. Lots of underwear, because I'm not a college student, but I still hate doing laundry.
11. Posters! Specifically Ghostbusters.
12. Lots of mugs. Good mugs, not bad mugs.
13. Thermoses. It seems like a convenient way to store stolen food.
14. A fan. I like to be cold constantly, so I can use more blankets.
15. Maybe a small TV with a DVD player. Netflix doesn't have everything. Or at least, like, a baby projector.
16. Coffee machine. I'm not paying for a single cup of coffee.
17. Pop-up tent bed. They exist. And I want one.

I think that's it. I mean, I have 2 more years to gather up all of this. I'll figure it out.