A Summary

Liz, Vivienne, Chrissy, and I went to go look at a horse today for Liz.

I'm still exhausted and I have a lot of homework to finish up, so I'm going to sum this up the best I can.

-Starbucks' version of butterbeer
-Can we park here? We're parking here.
-Yay food I'm so ready to tell the lady my order
-"Yes hi wrap chicken please"
-Excuse me while I never show my face in public ever again.
-Rave party in the car
-Holy crap we're gonna hit that bird
-Haha this is great!
-Why is that huge truck coming at us?
-WHY is that huge truck coming AT US
-HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY IS THAT TRUCK COMING AT US
-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
-Oh okay it swerved off we're good
-Yay more rave parties in the car
-Dude there's a stop sign it means to stop
-Ew Trump sign
-Annd we have to pick Chrissy up
-Oh hey a dog
-Yay Chrissy
-Yes Chrissy, the car is in reverse.
-Yes Chrissy, the break is off.
-Ooh! Another dog!
-Go home dog!
-Maybe if we drive up this driveway the dog will follow us.
-Holy crap that's a scary house dear god someone is going to come out and shoot us.
-Yes this is the dog's home because he is now chasing our car trying to rip our faces off.
-RAVE PARTY
-Wow look at that
-Liz you can't look you're driving focus on the road
-Wow that is just so gorgeous
-Liz focus on the road
-Guys get a load of that
-Liz you can't lo-
-*Gets punched in the arm*
-Wow this is sketchy
-Ooh okay this is fine. We're here.
-Ooh pretty pony!
-Omg that mini looks like Lil' Sebastian from Parks and Rec
-Yay Liz is riding the pony!
-Well that went well.
-Yay we're bring pony home!
-I am naming this mini Lil' Sebastian no one can stop me
-Back in the car!
-Why are we talking when we could be jamming?
-I gotta peeeeeee
-What happens if you cuss at Siri?
-"Siri, where the **** is the nearest gas station"
-*Gets phone taken away*
-Annd we're driving in the wrong direction
-Chrissy gets a phone call!
-And a horse back at the barn is hurt. Okay Liz, pick up the pace.
-Yay! Gas station!
-Where's the bathroom key
-*Is handed a key tied to a dirty milk jug and is pointed to the back of the store into a smelly room*
-What's Surge?
-Can I have one?
-Buys chocolate and Dr Pepper instead
-Chrissy gets another phone call!
-A different horse has a swollen fetlock. Little bit faster, Liz.
-Chrissy gets another phone call!
-Another horse is hurt! FLOOR IT, LIZ.
-Jam session!
-*Puts a chocolate square into Liz's mouth*
-And we are officially going 71 mph on a 55 road.
-Yes Chrissy, Liz has driven on an interstate before
-Screw over the GPS, Chrissy is the new GPS.
-How the heck did we get home so fast
-Chrissy needs to be programmed into all phones.
-Yay we're home
-Ew I got chocolate on my hands

Annd back to my homework.

Cheers!