Nothing bugs me more than a teacher who passes you a worksheet and says "here's what you missed teacher yourself the material online lol lol".
Of course, my mind goes like this:
NO. NO. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS EDUCATIONAL LEARNING ACTIVITY. I WOULD NOT BOTHER TO LEARN THIS CRAP ON MY OWN YOU HAVE TO MANDATE THIS POINTLESS EDUCATION UPON ME OR ELSE I DO NOT CARE AND I WILL GET VERY DISTRACTED AND I WILL NOT DO IT EVER. YOU ARE THE EDUCATOR I AM NOT THE EDUCATOR YOU HAVE TO EDUCATE ME. I AM SUCH A GOOD PERSON WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME I HAVE AN IQ OF 160 AND I GIVE HORSEYS KISSES YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME I AM SUCH A GOOD PERSON DANG IT TEACHER GET OVER HERE AND EDUCATE ME.
Anyway, I jammed my knee jumping over a ditch and I am very unhappy because I am in pain :).
Also why can't teenagers and adults make Build-a-Bears? I really want to make a Build-a-Bear. Screw it, when I go to the beach next weekend, I'm marching down to the nearest Build-a-Bear and making myself a bear. I'll bring my uncle, too. He's a cop. Also Liz might be coming so I'll force her to make one.
That's what's up.
Cheers!
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