Saturday, August 20, 2016

So ugly, that she died

I know I just wrote an entry about my great-aunt passing, but I have to talk about something really quick.

You know those filters on SnapChat? And you have to hold down on your face and then choose a filter?

SnapChat doesn't recognize my face as a face. I am that ugly.

I should pull the race card. No I'm kidding I'm not gonna do that.

But seriously though. I am so ugly, that SnapChat doesn't even recognize me as a human.

On that note, I just got super existential crisis-y. God, what am I doing with my life. Why the heck is a Stubhub commercial making me question my life choices. God I hate myself.

That's enough. Cheers.

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