Saturday, March 19, 2016

Slob

If this blog gets super popular, I'm adding a YouTube channel along with it.
Why? Because maybe if I get super popular, I'll get invited to Good Mythical Morning with Rhett and Link.
Why am I talking about this?
Because I spent all day in my jammies watching GMM and reading about unsolved murders, that's why.
Now I'm watching Dateline waiting for SNL. I have done literally nothing all day. I've also eaten nothing but pure junk. Up until dinner when I microwaved a single spaghetti dinner, I had eaten nothing but bagels, honeydew, and candy. I'm never going to be able to survive on my own.
And I just ate a frozen pudding cup and I regret it.

The beginning of spring break is next week, wanna know what that means?
DRUGS, SEX, AND ALCOH-
No I'm kidding. I have like, two friends I would never be able to pull that off. Spring break just means I can be at the barn from the crack of dawn until midnight. It's like summer, but like, a trial summer? Week long trial. And then summer rolls around for you to purchase it and you do, and you're really really enjoying summer, and then a few months later, it gets recalled and it has to be sent back. And then, as compensation, you get school, and you can't send school back. You're just stuck with it.
And that is my view on the education system in the terms of an eBay product you bought offline.

That is all.
Cheers!

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