Ah Yes. A Recipe.

I'm highkey writing this in my study hall period. I mean, hey, why not.

Today is my first day back in school after Thanksgiving break, and I'm already super stressed out. Last friday was optional to attend because of the smoke around town since there's a wildfire going on up north, and I didn't go because I was sick and the smoke was making it worse. Anyway, apparently I missed a test and my teacher threw in a zero in the grade book and it's like???? You're bugging out my grade????? Just leave it blank until I get a chance to do it?????

I also have a project due on wednesday that I thought was due friday and I'm freaking out because I haven't started on it. I also had all month to do it, so I'm not really allowed to complain.

I've also been trying to watch a bunch of Avett Brothers videos and take notes on Scott's banjo playing, but the camera angles are always wrong and it's kind of making me sad. Like, Scott, Seth, I love you guys, but I don't want close-ups of your faces. I want close-ups of your chording and picking. I wanna be able to play your songs correctly.

On that note, I'm really digging playing the banjo. Like, I'm enjoying it way too much. It's just a neat instrument.

On a not-good note, Klepto has been missing for a few days now. He's not one for sticking around, but we're worried. He always comes home at night.

I also tried to make the ultimate leftover Thanksgiving sandwich yesterday. I wanted to throw up.
Anyway, here's how you make that mess:

1. Get bread. Bread is key in sandwich making. Without it, it would just be a salad. No one likes salad.
2. Microwave chunks of turkey. Don't go cold turkey on me. Or do, if you're into that.
3. Burn yourself taking the turkey out of the microwave. Turkey chunks do not take 2 minutes to heat up.
4. Drop the plate while getting the turkey out. Scream profanities.
5. Repeat step 2. 30 seconds this time.
6. Heat up some gravy.
7. Burn yourself on that, too, but this time don't drop it. Careful, that's god's work right there.
8. Shred up the turkey like barbeque. Eat half because you have no self control.
9. Soak turkey in gravy. Lay that stuff down like a baby in it's crib onto your bread. Or just put it on the bread. It doesn't have to be that dramatic.
10. Throw some cold cranberry sauce on top of it.
11. Entirely too much cranberry sauce.
12. Mashed potatoes. Sure, that sounds like a good idea.
13. Eat half of the potatoes prior to heating them up.
14. Put that on there too.
15. Mac and cheese? Are you sure? Okay, if you say so. I don't think that'll mix with this all very well. Okay, okay, sorry, I'll take your word for it. Sheesh, don't get so salty.
16. Throw mac and cheese on there I guess.
17. Blanket that monstrosity with other piece of bread. Just roll with it.
18. Declare it the best sandwich ever before eating. Say that "If you get a heart attack from eating it, it'll at least be a tasty heart attack."
19. Eat it.
20. Follow up first bite with. "Oh. I mean. Um. It's, it's fine. It's fine."
21. Try to eat it anyway. Come on, you got this.
22. End up dissecting it and just eating the turkey. Gag a little when you see the innards.
23. Give to dogs.
24. Watch dogs reject it.
25. Cry

Maybe keep some Tums nearby and maybe a spit bucket if you try this.



I seriously need to go to guidance and change my schedule for next semester. Definitely forgot to sign up for theater. I don't know what I'll do if I go a year without theater.

I highkey cannot breathe out of my nose today, and I think everyone thinks I'm crying. Oh well, I guess.

This post is so scatterbrained. I'm so sorry.
Hah no I'm not.

I have one calf that's slightly larger than the other and it freaks me out.